This Wasn’t The Plan Sha
I’ve been defrauded!!!!!!
Osanobua!!!Osanobua!!!! Them don cheat me ooo.
Is this the adulthood you people have been talking about abi na me collect fake. This shit be looking like a classic case of What I ordered Vs What I got because what is all this na. When did we start paying for end of the year/Christmas party, no be say we just dey wear fine cloth enter party, chop Jollof rice and Turkey, pour fanta for shirt, go bouncy castle lost one leg of shoe, then stretch body sleep inside moto on the way home; which one is money you people are asking for now.
Hello everyone My Name is Okiki and I don’t know what I’m doing here.
While my mates were going from concert to concert, waiting for Big Whiz in the cold till 3 am, and finding creative ways to mess up their December I was in my room on my bed playing candy crush by my lonely self.
I’m genuinely grateful to all of you that went out this month and were choking us with pictures and videos on your stories, if only you knew the magnitude of the service you have done to me and the human species as a whole.
The spirit was willing to ball this December but” SAPA said noooo I’m not gonna let you go, I’m not gonna let you slip away.”
How has my month been?
Spotless that’s how it has been, spotless as hell, not even a tiny stain on it nothing, nasoso dust just full am, “Detty December?? More like Dusty December.”
For me I can’t lie I’m not feeling this Christmas of a thing, stopped feeling it like a couple years ago. Where I’m at presently the whole joy, excitement and anticipation of Christmas is none existent. Nobody is measuring my leg with broom to buy me new shoe, no Christmas cloth, no low budget skinny Santa clause to put me on his lap and give me gift my daddy already paid for, nobody is squeezing change into my hand when we goan greet them for Christmas because apparently I’m now a big boy.
It turns out Christmas was only fun because people were consciously planning and spending money to make sure it was fun for me and now that I’m now a “big boy” I have to do all that shit for myself. Christmas day December 25 and Workers day May 1 are on the same level in my head.
I just heard the sound of banger behind my house now and I swear it just made me feel a rush I can’t explain, it’s been so long!!!!! Please why did we stop throwing banger again? Fireworks are beautiful and all but I don’t think anything beats the thrill and excitement of throwing banger.
Dear Bros J, today is your birthday and your boy would like to bam ba, lavish and jaiye on your behalf, Kindly do the needful abeg. O yeah lest I forget Happy Birthday boss.
Hello Everyone, My name Is Okiki and I wish you a very Merry Christmas
Originally published at http://saferoom940581175.wordpress.com on December 25, 2021.
